Far Cry

  • Directors: Uwe Boll
  • Producers: Uwe Boll, Shawn Williamson, Dan Clarke, Wolfgang Herold
  • Writers: Michael Roesch, Peter Scheerer
  • Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama
  • Actors: Til Schweiger, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Clint Howard, Will Sanderson, Michael Eklund, Chris Spencer, Udo Kier, Tyron Lietso, Patrick Muldoon, Craig Skistimas, Thomas Hanley, Mike Dopud, Anthony Bourdain

Jack Carver, a former member of the German Special Forces, takes the journalist Valerie Cardinal to an island to visit her uncle Max, who is working in a military complex on the island. As they arrive, Valerie gets captured by the minions of Doctor Krieger. Jack does not care about her until his boat explodes. After the destruction of his boat Jack finds out about the true purpose of the facilities on the island, which is the creation of genetically modified soldiers.

House of the Dead

  • Directors: Uwe Boll
  • Producers: Uwe Boll, Wolfgang Herold
  • Writers: Mark A Altman, Dan Bates
  • Genres: Action, Comedy
  • Actors: Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard, Ona Grauer

The film begins with two college kids named Simon (Tyron Leitso) and Greg (Will Sanderson) who are going to take a boat to an island where there is a rave going on. They meet up with three girls. Alicia (Ona Grauer), Karma (Enuka Okuma) and Cynthia (Sonya Salomaa). Karma has a crush on Simon, Simon has a crush on Alicia, and Cynthia is Greg’s girlfriend. When the five arrive at the dock, they find that they are late and the boat that is supposed to take them to the island has already left. They get a ride on a boat with a man named Victor Kirk (Jürgen Prochnow) and his first mate Salish (Clint Howard). A cop named Jordan Casper (Ellie Cornell) tries to stop them from leaving, being that Kirk is a smuggler, but they leave anyway.

They soon arrive at the island, but the site of the rave is completely deserted. The place is a complete mess. Alicia, Karma and Simon leave the site to go find anybody around while Cynthia and Greg stay behind. Greg and Cynthia are about to make out in a tent, but Greg leaves the tent to urinate. Alone in the tent Cynthia is killed by a group of zombies. Meanwhile, Alicia, Karma and Simon find this old house. Inside the house they find Rudy (Jonathan Cherry), Liberty (Kira Clavell) and Hugh (Michael Eklund) who tell them that zombies attacked the rave and killed everybody there. Alicia and Rudy used to date and Liberty was a dancer at the rave. The six leave the house to go get Greg and Cynthia. Meanwhile, the zombies kill Salish when he is alone in the forest.

Alicia and Rudy are captured by an evil Spaniard named Castillo who injected himself with immortality serum many years ago and created the first zombie. Alicia and Rudy escape the tunnels. Rudy gets into a sword fight with Castillo. Castillo stabs Alicia in the heart with a sword. Rudy manages to decapitate Castillo and thinks the fight is over. Castillo is in fact still alive and his headless body begins to strangle Rudy. Alicia who is barely alive gets up and squashes the head under her foot which finally kills him. She then dies. Rudy and Alicia are rescued by a team of agents. The ending narraration reveals that Rudy gave Alicia the immortality serum and that is why she is alive. The film ends with the two survivors returning home.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

  • Directors: Ron Howard
  • Producers: Brian Grazer, Ron Howard
  • Writers: Screenplay, Jeffrey Price, Peter S Seaman, Book, Dr Seuss
  • Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy
  • Actors: Jim Carrey, Jeffrey Tambor, Christine Baranski, Molly Shannon, Bill Irwin, Clint Howard, Taylor Momsen

The Whos of Whoville love Christmas more than any other holiday, but the Grinch (Jim Carrey), a hairy, green creature living just north of Whoville, hates Christmas.

The Grinch lives with just his dog, Max (Frank Welker), in a cave on Mt. Crumpit. He is haunted by unpleasant memories associated with the Christmas season, hence his having nothing to do with it. The Grinch is a childhood sweetheart of Martha May Whovier (Christine Baranski), but the mayor of Whoville, Augustus Maywho (Jeffrey Tambor), has always been in competition with the Grinch for Martha’s affections.

As a baby, the Grinch was brought up with a love for Christmas. When he was eight years old, he made an angel ornament as a gift for Martha. He was also worried Martha would dislike his facial hair. He shaves, but ends up cutting himself in several places. At school the next day, he is ridiculed and even the teacher can’t help but laugh. This is what drives him into a deep hatred of Christmas.

Cindy Lou Who (Taylor Momsen) is a young Who who feels the true meaning of Christmas is lost, as she is overwhelmed by all of the commercial and materialistic commotion. She is fascinated with the Grinch and wants nothing more than to get him into the Christmas spirit again. She convinces the Grinch to participate in the Whos’ Christmas festivities, tempting him with the fact that Martha May will attend, but Maywho publicly humiliates the Grinch by giving him an electric razor and proposing to Martha May. Furiously haunted by the past, the Grinch becomes angry, calling the Whos’ Christmas stupid and saying the holiday is about nothing but greed. He returns to Mt. Crumpit and the Whos commence with a Grinchless Christmas.

The Whos are at first miserable over what has happened, blaming Cindy Lou, but Cindy Lou’s father (Bill Irwin) convinces them that Christmas isn’t all about gifts after all, and that they still have the Christmas Spirit – the one thing that doesn’t come from a store. They sing at the arrival of Christmas, and the Grinch hears them echoing over the mountain. He is convinced that Christmas is something that can’t be stolen, and his heart swells and he feels Christmas spirit at last. He realizes his stolen load is about to tumble off the mountain peak. At first he is unable to muster the strength to pull it back, but when he sees that Cindy Lou has climbed onto the sleigh, his worry for her safety gives him the superhuman strength to lift the sleigh clear off the ground. He and Cindy Lou then bring the presents back to Whoville. Martha May gives Mayor Maywho his engagement ring back and tells him that she won’t marry him because her heart belongs to The Grinch. The Grinch is accepted back into society and he himself carves the roast beast at Christmas dinner. Martha May stands beside him, while Cindy Lou sits nearby waiting for her portion of the roast beast.