- Directors: Ken Loach
- Producers: Tim Cole, Ken Loach
- Writers: Paul Laverty
- Genres: Comedy, Drama, Sport
- Actors: Eric Cantona, Steve Evets, Lucy Jo Hudson, Matthew McNulty, Gerard Kearns, Stephanie Bishop, John Henshaw, Stefan Gumbs
The plot revolves around a football fanatic postman (Evets) whose life is descending into crisis. Looking after his granddaughter is bringing him into contact with his ex-wife, and his stepson is hoarding a gun for a local gangster. At his weakest moments, when he considers suicide, his hallucinations bring forth visits from his footballing hero, the famously philosophical Eric Cantona.