- Directors: Tom Putnam
- Producers: Hadeel Reda
- Writers: Heidi Ferrer
- Genres: Comedy, Romance
- Actors: Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, Christine Lakin
Nate Cooper (Joel David Moore) just can’t get it together with women. But he also can’t forget his first crush, Cristabel Abbott (Paris Hilton), from their time in elementary school, in the first grade. He sets out for the beaches of California and meets up with his geeky best friend Arno (Greg Wilson), whose mom (Marianne Muellerleile) has an unnatural amount of information about Cristabel, and perhaps an unusual relationship with her son.
Cristabel jogs on the beach every day with many suitors trying to catch her eye, including an albino stalker (Scott Prendergast). But she’s still single, and there is a reason: Cristabel is still best friends with the same ugly little girl Nate knew from first grade, June Phigg (Christine Lakin).
Nate manages to reintroduce himself to Cristabel and they surprisingly hit it off. However, Cristabel refuses to go on a date with Nate unless June has a date as well. Nate sets out to find a boyfriend for June, but guys recoil at the sight of her. At the Santa Monica Pier, Johann (Johann Urb), an attractive dentist who works as a part-time model, appears in their lives. He seems to want to do a makeover on June. As Nate and June become friends and she emerges from her cocoon, Nate slowly realizes that the girl of his dreams may be June.